guidancerune:

imagine you’re frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing “falalalala~”, occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you’re pissing him off. that’s what it’s like to be on the internet.

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grownups2:

grown-ups-2:

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

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justsomerandomgaynerd:

dankmemeuniversity:

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great-and-small:

Sorry I’m late to the meme but here’s my offering

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scarlet-sasquatch:

gnomer-denois:

woke-up-on-derse:

onemanstampede:

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

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orange-catsidy:

lavosse:

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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meyouit:

Fuck it. I’m no longer gender neutral, I’m gender evil

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pruane2:

wifeguydeanwinchester:

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

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meteor-anarchy:

mens-rights-activia:

alchemillasapphic-deactivated20:

mens-rights-activia:

darkpaladin:

mens-rights-activia:

fandomsofrandom:

mens-rights-activia:

junepop45:

mens-rights-activia:

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

Twink????

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

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ohheyitsjustaj:

Take a fruit and pass it on

🍎

🍓

🍊

🍌

🥭

🍇

🍑

🍒

🥝

🍉

🍐

🍋

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womens-suffrage-revival-squad:

nevertheless-moving:

funnytwittertweets:

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

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talesfromweirdland:

Art by Lorie Ransom.

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shieldfoss:

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